At Sainsburys today, while queuing at the basket only section, on impulse I picked up two small bunches of flowers to buy as a present for my wife. As I put them in my basket, the man behind said, quite loudly, “Fucking poof.” I turned round, waved my left hand in his face, so he could see my wedding ring, and said clearly “They are a present for my wife. Who have you got to buy flowers for, muppet?” at which point he started crying. Weird.
Flowers at Sainsburys
April 18, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Tagged: Flowers, Muppet, Sainsbury, Sainsburys
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Jacinta // April 18, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Wow-I thought I was the only one who attracted weirdos! Hope Mary like the flowers
Mary // April 21, 2008 at 11:44 am
thanks for the flowers Matt. shame about what you had to go through to get them…
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