Monthly Archives: July 2006

Whoops!

I went off to work this morning and realised I’d completely forgotten about the fully laden A380 that had landed in the front room. I popped back at lunchtime and quickly built a new terminal in the bathroom for the passengers and I’m … Continue reading

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It’s getting worse.

This thing flew in last night through the bedroom window and landed on the carpet in the front room. There’s just about room to swing a couple of cats in here. How I’m meant to deal with 600 passengers God … Continue reading

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More F*****g Insects

I’m starting a web 2.0 style insect cloud. As more of these annoying things settle in the flat I’ll add to it.

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Danger Moth. Moth of Danger.

Never one to spread a poor joke too thinly, I snapped this **t**r*u**e* last night in the flat. To give you an idea of just how big it was I’ve attached a photo of a moth. Exactly to scale.

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Killer Huge Bee. Huge Killer Bee. Bee Huge Killer. etc.

This bastard appeared today. In the flat. As large as life. With an attitude. It said “whatever” several times. Just to give you an idea, I found a photo of some old sausages at this site. The two pictures are completely to scale.

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2000+ hits. 2000+ hits. 2000+ hits.

Just as I start getting excited about passing a personal landmark Private Eye take the piss out of me. Bastards.

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C# 2.0 Course Shock

I’ve been sent on a C# 2.0 in Laaaandon. I’ll try and pronounce C#2.0. Hmmm. C, that’s either k or Sea. I’ll go with Sea. #, mmmm, hash I reckon. 2.0, easy. That’ll be Beta. I love Laaarndon. Anyway, I’ve done … Continue reading

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