My wife has gone back to Cork. For the weekend. In the meantime I thought I’d try to make up a rather tiresome and very predictable post about attracting birds while she’s away. So I bought a self assembly bird table. It didn’t assemble itself at all, I had to do a lot of screwing before I could take the erection outside. When I finally managed to get it outside I put some seed on the table section (not the shaft) and waited for the birds. So far, none have come to feast on my…. Oh God, this has to stop. Here’s a picture.