My Beautiful Birthday.

Today I reached the grand old age of 94. Expecting a ton of presents and stuff I stood at the top of the stairs for quite some time. This is what the postman delivered.


Now time for a rant. Coast on the BBC would be a good programme if it weren’t for Alice Roberts. Plummy accented bint.

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5 Responses to My Beautiful Birthday.

  1. Donncha says:

    Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy.. oh sod it. Looking forward to seeing you and Mary over the Christmas hols!

    From Donncha, Jacinta and Oscar!

  2. matty says:

    He finally turned up at about 1 o’clock. We got your card. Cheers! Looking forward to seeing you guys too…

  3. Nobby says:

    Happy Birthday Matty Boy.

    Alice is a minor annoyance compared to that Scottish plonker.

  4. matty says:

    Don’t tell me you fancy her!

  5. Nobby says:

    Maybe a little bit but not nearly as much as the bird with the big surname and the arse to match.

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