Edwina Curry calls them “SLAGS”. Satan calls them “The Devil”. Well, fed up of moaning about them I decided it would be an idea to help the three young ladies see the error of their ways, so I invited them round to the house this afternoon to listen to some beautiful music.
I made them dinner as well. There was immense excitement when I first told them what they were having but their disappointment when they saw the food was obvious. As Jade put it so eloquently, “I’m not eating this f*****g foreign crap” when I served up the Coq Au Vin. So I went and bought a nice curry for them instead.
Now, here’s a chance to vote in another competition with no prize.
b) A horrible racist?
I’ll add up all the votes, (remember, it’s free!) and donate all the money to charity.