Monthly Archives: February 2007

More motorway madness

On the M4 today I drove past a sign which said “Check Your Distance”. I immediately pulled over to the hard shoulder and grabbed the tape measure, which I always carry, from the boot. Unfortunately the car in front didn’t stop, so I … Continue reading

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Bugger!

I missed it. I popped into the kitchen to slice up some pasta. If anyone saw the “little bit of nudity” could they let me know: a) Who it was. b) How much you saw. c) For how long. Cheers!

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Emmerdale Farm.

I’m watching Emmerdale. It’s Thursday. Linda Lusardi’s in it and there’s a bit of nudity at the end of the show. I’m not expecting to see Linda Lusardi’s snatch, or even Britney Spears, but I’m looking forward to it, none … Continue reading

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Trolley Pushers

I went to the supermarket today. I found a parking space with a trolley in it. Great. I parked a further 12 spaces away from the entrance and tried to walk in, but there was a trolley pusher in the way. … Continue reading

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Barnes Stats.

This is funny. If anyone out there knows the person in charge of the Times database could you tell not to worry too much about backups?

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Britney Spears Bald Snatch

Postcard. She just can’t keep out of my bloody blog.

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Driving Ban

As you will all be aware, I have a passion for Road Safety. If a road has a 40 mph limit, then drive no faster than 40 mph. Similarly, if a road has a 60 mph limit, then drive no … Continue reading

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Help With Polish

As more and more Poles come into the country to set up delicatessens selling all manner of fabulous Polish treats I’ve decided it would be useful for us British people to be able to speak Polish so that we, too, can … Continue reading

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More Bully

Later on in the show we get to see our future prime minister at the oche. Admire the poise. The happy couple made it to the prize board, where the future prime minister’s wife showed her husband wasn’t the only … Continue reading

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Bully

I remember when I was in my mid 50’s wandering around Chiswick with a good friend of mine and popping back, on a Sunday, to his place for a “Bit of Bully”. Now, thanks to the wonders of Sky, I can … Continue reading

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