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Twitter is down. No News is Bad News.

Twitter has gone down or some part of it has or something. A disaster. Nothing as bad as this has happened before. In true Olympian spirit, please feel free to tweet here instead, and when it comes back I’ll copy … Continue reading

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The London Olympics 2012. THE Games for THE People for about TWO weeks.

Yes. Yes. And Yes again! England have won the Olympics 1 – 0 against the girls of New Zealand. For more news of the Olympics 2012 bookmark this page. Home of the 2012 Olympics.

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My wife’s brief fling with Donovan

My wife had a brief fling with world famous cabaret performer Donovan at Cork Airport today. He’s world famous for being the man that failed to slap a world wide patent on calling pop stars by just their Christian name. … Continue reading

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Pie versus Pecker?

Both. A delicious Pork Pie, which is approximately two feet in diameter and is going to be my dinner for the next 4 weeks.

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Pie v Pecker. Comparison Sheet 1.

According to Wikipedia, “Camouflage is a method of crypsis (hiding).” It is immensely important for birds to hide before a fight. Some birds, such as the House Martin, hide in chimneys before launching surprise attacks on any passing goldfinches. Others, … Continue reading

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Pie or Pecker?

A recent discussion turned into a debate over who would win in a scrap. The Magpie or the Woodpecker. Specifically the Great Spotted Woodpecker. Harry Hill has done this before, but only with silly people in even sillier outfits. No. … Continue reading

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New Title

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. A fabulous title for a fabulous couple. Here is the car they should have gone to their wedding in. I have to love the colour scheme. The tarts are in the oven.

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They’ve Just Kissed!

Each other! The kiss was marvelous. No tongues, just a simple, plain indication of their love for each other. Their marriage is now consumated, or consomme as they say in France. And now, live on BBC1, Kate Middleton is about … Continue reading

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They are now married!

Hurrah for Kate, Hurrah for William and Hurrah for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as well as the Commonwealth and various protectorates. We all await eagerly the official balcony kiss which may look something like this. … Continue reading

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Almost There!

They’re almost married now! Everything went to plan, just the registry signing and stuff to go, plus the mile long walk back out of the church. The bishops seemed to go on a bit, but I suppose they don’t get … Continue reading

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