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Twitter is down. No News is Bad News.

Twitter has gone down or some part of it has or something. A disaster. Nothing as bad as this has happened before. In true Olympian spirit, please feel free to tweet here instead, and when it comes back I’ll copy … Continue reading

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The London Olympics 2012. THE Games for THE People for about TWO weeks.

Yes. Yes. And Yes again! England have won the Olympics 1 – 0 against the girls of New Zealand. For more news of the Olympics 2012 bookmark this page. Home of the 2012 Olympics.

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My wife’s brief fling with Donovan

My wife had a brief fling with world famous cabaret performer Donovan at Cork Airport today. He’s world famous for being the man that failed to slap a world wide patent on calling pop stars by just their Christian name. … Continue reading

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Pie versus Pecker?

Both. A delicious Pork Pie, which is approximately two feet in diameter and is going to be my dinner for the next 4 weeks.

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Pie v Pecker. Comparison Sheet 1.

According to Wikipedia, “Camouflage is a method of crypsis (hiding).” It is immensely important for birds to hide before a fight. Some birds, such as the House Martin, hide in chimneys before launching surprise attacks on any passing goldfinches. Others, … Continue reading

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Pie or Pecker?

A recent discussion turned into a debate over who would win in a scrap. The Magpie or the Woodpecker. Specifically the Great Spotted Woodpecker. Harry Hill has done this before, but only with silly people in even sillier outfits. No. … Continue reading

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New Title

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. A fabulous title for a fabulous couple. Here is the car they should have gone to their wedding in. I have to love the colour scheme. The tarts are in the oven.

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